Pastor Erickson's Miney Miney Tiny Time Town

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Danny Mahoney:
I got a million fuckin jokes. I got a fuckin book full o' jokes, I'll whip it out, I'll tell ya a joke. How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? No. Uh, how does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's a great fuckin joke! Ya understand me?
Jason Mantzoukas:
Wow.
Scott Aukerman:
Is the mess up in the middle of it part of it?
Jason Mantzoukas:
Yeah, you had to redo the set up.
Danny Mahoney:
What're ya talkin about?
Jason Mantzoukas:
Work on the set up.
Danny Mahoney:
What difference does it fuckin make?
Jason Mantzoukas:
Tell me the joke again.
Danny Mahoney:
How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? Wait. How does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's part of the set up! So people know it's coming! That's how a fuckin' joke works, asshole!
Jason Mantzoukas:
Okay, well, let's not even get into it.

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What annoys you more: constantly hearing people talk shit about something you like, or constantly hearing people praise something you hate?

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Fruit day

clintisiceman:

Everything I have consumed today:

  • Blueberry lemonade
  • Greek yogurt with mango
  • A big fruit smoothie from Jamba Juice with like 23 fruits in it

Not long after making this post I went out and ate a huge hot dog with fries and a cherry coke.

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PETA Offers To Help Pay Water Bills For Struggling Detroit Residents — But Only If They Go Vegan

therearedemonsinsideofus:

think-progress:

WHAT

So, we’ll pay your water, but you have to spend twice as long and three times as much on food, in a place where food deserts are real.

I feel like PETA are trying to come off as ignorant and villainous at this point. There’s no way someone could come up with this idea and honestly think it will have a positive effect on anything.

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Fruit day

Everything I have consumed today:

  • Blueberry lemonade
  • Greek yogurt with mango
  • A big fruit smoothie from Jamba Juice with like 23 fruits in it