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I’m sure the public’s reaction to this trending item is going to be really reasonable and not shitty at all.

I’m sure the public’s reaction to this trending item is going to be really reasonable and not shitty at all.

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Today is Racist Fuckery (10.20.14): At yesterday’s protest outside the St Louis Rams game, racist fans got rowdy and physical. Who got arrested? Two of the protesters, of course. Mike Brown means we have to fight back. #staywoke

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Have you ever noticed the astonishing correlation between running an “anti-SJW” tumblr and being an enormous dumbfuck? Like I’m pretty sure if you gave these people an exam that tests critical thinking, there would be a 100% failure rate. Their consistent inability to come up with well thought-out arguments is frankly a little depressing.

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istealforksfromrestaurants:

clintisiceman:

bigmouthsparesagain:

letussallyforth:

cool—jerk:

letussallyforth:

allthewhiskeyinheaven:

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

goldman:

America’s Favorite Sandwich Fillings | FiveThirtyEightMayo over mustard?

Americans sure do hate flavor.

And if you add “Mayonnaise (low-calorie or diet)” (which is its own thing…?) and “Mayonnaise-type dressing,” it’s number one. People are monsters.
Also, when they list hot dog as a sandwich filling, I’m picturing an uncut hot dog clumsily held together between two slices of rye bread. I assume that’s what they meant.

I am gonna make the stump speech for mayo.
Mayo, if prepared correctly, is delightful. Jar mayo from Heilmans or miracle whip is garbage.

Breaking the silence to say that mayo is the best and all of you except Kelsey are fools. 
Also, hello.

I have to say that
freshrosemary
was the one who inspired me to try making my own mayo. So mad props to her.

Mayo is king of condiments. Mustard is like his childhood friend that ends up leading the Kings army and is actually more talented than the king and infinitely cooler but Mayo still ended king for some reason.Maybe mayo could talk to God or something? That’s what Kings were for at least

Mayo is pretty much useless outside of making a chicken/tuna salad and I will never ever understand why so many people put it on sandwiches as a condiment. “Hey, would you like me to slap some gross looking flavorless goop on your sandwich that won’t improve the flavor but will make it really soggy? I have the perfect thing!”

Sam, you need to get some quality mayo and put that on some fries pronto, my friend.
Can we all breath a sigh of relief that ketchup wasn’t number one? Because really ketchup’s slogan should be “ketchup; your kids will eat the shit out of it now!”

I’ve tried some fancier “good” mayos before, and while they’re not outright disgusting the way a luke warm jar of Helman’s is, I still don’t really see the point. I don’t think it adds anything to the sandwich, it just cuts the flavor of the other condiments and makes them taste blander and look paler. I guess I don’t “get” mayo as a condiment and I don’t think I ever will.

istealforksfromrestaurants:

clintisiceman:

bigmouthsparesagain:

letussallyforth:

cool—jerk:

letussallyforth:

allthewhiskeyinheaven:

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

goldman:

America’s Favorite Sandwich Fillings | FiveThirtyEight

Mayo over mustard?

Americans sure do hate flavor.

And if you add “Mayonnaise (low-calorie or diet)” (which is its own thing…?) and “Mayonnaise-type dressing,” it’s number one. People are monsters.

Also, when they list hot dog as a sandwich filling, I’m picturing an uncut hot dog clumsily held together between two slices of rye bread. I assume that’s what they meant.

I am gonna make the stump speech for mayo.


Mayo, if prepared correctly, is delightful. Jar mayo from Heilmans or miracle whip is garbage.

Breaking the silence to say that mayo is the best and all of you except Kelsey are fools. 

Also, hello.

I have to say that
freshrosemary
was the one who inspired me to try making my own mayo. So mad props to her.

Mayo is king of condiments. Mustard is like his childhood friend that ends up leading the Kings army and is actually more talented than the king and infinitely cooler but Mayo still ended king for some reason.Maybe mayo could talk to God or something? That’s what Kings were for at least

Mayo is pretty much useless outside of making a chicken/tuna salad and I will never ever understand why so many people put it on sandwiches as a condiment. “Hey, would you like me to slap some gross looking flavorless goop on your sandwich that won’t improve the flavor but will make it really soggy? I have the perfect thing!”

Sam, you need to get some quality mayo and put that on some fries pronto, my friend.

Can we all breath a sigh of relief that ketchup wasn’t number one? Because really ketchup’s slogan should be “ketchup; your kids will eat the shit out of it now!”

I’ve tried some fancier “good” mayos before, and while they’re not outright disgusting the way a luke warm jar of Helman’s is, I still don’t really see the point. I don’t think it adds anything to the sandwich, it just cuts the flavor of the other condiments and makes them taste blander and look paler. I guess I don’t “get” mayo as a condiment and I don’t think I ever will.

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bigmouthsparesagain:

letussallyforth:

cool—jerk:

letussallyforth:

allthewhiskeyinheaven:

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

goldman:

America’s Favorite Sandwich Fillings | FiveThirtyEightMayo over mustard?

Americans sure do hate flavor.

And if you add “Mayonnaise (low-calorie or diet)” (which is its own thing…?) and “Mayonnaise-type dressing,” it’s number one. People are monsters.
Also, when they list hot dog as a sandwich filling, I’m picturing an uncut hot dog clumsily held together between two slices of rye bread. I assume that’s what they meant.

I am gonna make the stump speech for mayo.
Mayo, if prepared correctly, is delightful. Jar mayo from Heilmans or miracle whip is garbage.

Breaking the silence to say that mayo is the best and all of you except Kelsey are fools. 
Also, hello.

I have to say that
freshrosemary
was the one who inspired me to try making my own mayo. So mad props to her.

Mayo is king of condiments. Mustard is like his childhood friend that ends up leading the Kings army and is actually more talented than the king and infinitely cooler but Mayo still ended king for some reason.Maybe mayo could talk to God or something? That’s what Kings were for at least

Mayo is pretty much useless outside of making a chicken/tuna salad and I will never ever understand why so many people put it on sandwiches as a condiment. “Hey, would you like me to slap some gross looking flavorless goop on your sandwich that won’t improve the flavor but will make it really soggy? I have the perfect thing!”

bigmouthsparesagain:

letussallyforth:

cool—jerk:

letussallyforth:

allthewhiskeyinheaven:

omgstopembarrassingyourself:

goldman:

America’s Favorite Sandwich Fillings | FiveThirtyEight

Mayo over mustard?

Americans sure do hate flavor.

And if you add “Mayonnaise (low-calorie or diet)” (which is its own thing…?) and “Mayonnaise-type dressing,” it’s number one. People are monsters.

Also, when they list hot dog as a sandwich filling, I’m picturing an uncut hot dog clumsily held together between two slices of rye bread. I assume that’s what they meant.

I am gonna make the stump speech for mayo.


Mayo, if prepared correctly, is delightful. Jar mayo from Heilmans or miracle whip is garbage.

Breaking the silence to say that mayo is the best and all of you except Kelsey are fools. 

Also, hello.

I have to say that
freshrosemary
was the one who inspired me to try making my own mayo. So mad props to her.

Mayo is king of condiments. Mustard is like his childhood friend that ends up leading the Kings army and is actually more talented than the king and infinitely cooler but Mayo still ended king for some reason.Maybe mayo could talk to God or something? That’s what Kings were for at least

Mayo is pretty much useless outside of making a chicken/tuna salad and I will never ever understand why so many people put it on sandwiches as a condiment. “Hey, would you like me to slap some gross looking flavorless goop on your sandwich that won’t improve the flavor but will make it really soggy? I have the perfect thing!”

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Somebody made a music video of DJ Rashad’s “She a Go” exclusively using Getty Images business stock footage and it’s kind of great?

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