I don’t necessarily fault players just for being on Real. They have a ton of fucking money and they offer the big stars the best wages. I actually like several of their players, including Bale. I mostly just hate Pepe and Ronaldo.
I hate Manchester United and I hate Chelsea, but nothing in the sports world matches the pure hatred in my soul I feel for Real Madrid.
Alright, so Barcelona gets a transfer ban for a full year over basically a bunch of bullshit, Luis Suarez gets a four month ban for biting a guy, but Cristiano Ronaldo can straight up punch a guy in the face and get off with a yellow card? OK
I never ever thought I’d say this, but Matthew McConaughey has the potential to be an amazing Randall Flagg.
I don’t even get FXX on my TV so I don’t really have a stake in this, but I’m pretty annoyed that they are fucking with the aspect ratio on the old Simpsons episodes. Also, I never thought I’d see the day when TV networks would be fucking up an original 4:3 broadcast by insisting on airing it in 16:9. Bizarro pan-and-scan shit.