Pastor Erickson's Miney Miney Tiny Time Town

A Blog for Just Plain Folks

0 notes

notmetaphoric asked: But also my favorite team is Sunderland, and that's only because Leatherface is from there, and they sing an Elvis song as a terrace anthem. Basically I'm the worst stereotype of an American soccer fan. But I can't watch the MLS because it's boring as hell.

MLS is pretty boring, but it’s gradually getting better. If the Fire still played at Soldier Field, I’d go to their games and support them and shit.

Sunderland are pretty cool. I made fun of them a whole lot last season, but that sudden last minute escape from relegation was amazing.

1 note

I don’t necessarily fault players just for being on Real. They have a ton of fucking money and they offer the big stars the best wages. I actually like several of their players, including Bale. I mostly just hate Pepe and Ronaldo.

I don’t necessarily fault players just for being on Real. They have a ton of fucking money and they offer the big stars the best wages. I actually like several of their players, including Bale. I mostly just hate Pepe and Ronaldo.

2 notes

I hate Manchester United and I hate Chelsea, but nothing in the sports world matches the pure hatred in my soul I feel for Real Madrid.

0 notes

Alright, so Barcelona gets a transfer ban for a full year over basically a bunch of bullshit, Luis Suarez gets a four month ban for biting a guy, but Cristiano Ronaldo can straight up punch a guy in the face and get off with a yellow card? OK

9 notes

I never ever thought I’d say this, but Matthew McConaughey has the potential to be an amazing Randall Flagg.

I never ever thought I’d say this, but Matthew McConaughey has the potential to be an amazing Randall Flagg.

4 notes

I don’t even get FXX on my TV so I don’t really have a stake in this, but I’m pretty annoyed that they are fucking with the aspect ratio on the old Simpsons episodes. Also, I never thought I’d see the day when TV networks would be fucking up an original 4:3 broadcast by insisting on airing it in 16:9. Bizarro pan-and-scan shit.