January 2012
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While I was sleeping, Butters removed all of the bottom thumbtacks from all of my posters.
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Jerry Gergich: April, do you have that report I asked for?
April Ludgate: (banging into Jerry's desk on her mobile workstation) Anything for you, Jerry.
(April hands him a piece of paper that just says "You're going to fail.")
Jerry Gergich: Oh, come on. Why!
baconistasty replied to your post: So last weekend I decided to do something I had…
How’s it been? Any new revelations from listening to it chronologically?
Well for one, all of my Beatles CD rips were done during a simpler time when I didn’t know anything about audio quality. So I downloaded much, much better MP3 versions than I had previously had. Combine that with the fact that I...
So last weekend I decided to do something I had never really done before and listen through the entire Beatles discography (including singles) chronologically, mostly because I hadn’t listened to that band in any real detail in probably five or six years. The problem is since I don’t have a lot of free time, the listening has taken me all week. So they are the only band I’ve...
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My XBox 360 has the nerve to tell me it’s my internet connection that’s the problem and not their really terrible (at least recently) Netflix app. Motherfucker, my internet connection is fine.
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My favorite thing in the world
When you’re processing several jobs through a computer program and some of these jobs have been going for more than two hours and then the program just crashes and you have to start everything over again and your deadline is in less than an hour.
baconistasty asked: So how pissed are you now that the Oscar nominations are out?
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Just yelled at a train and gave it the finger for leaving without me.
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baconistasty asked: "RT @robertliefeld: Yes, I will be going to see Star Wars Phantom Menace in 3D. Love it. #DarthMaul"
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douglasmartini replied to your post: The League is a pretty decent show, but it does…
I think that’s one of the reasons why I’m not really into it, to be honest. I just groan when I see their fake Chicago, because I love the Chi so much.
I mostly just watch for Paul Scheer.
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imnotheretomakefriends replied to your post: The League is a pretty decent show, but it does…
happy endings shoots in toronto which is pretty much a good exchange for chicago. what confuses me, though, is that i didn’t think chicago was that expensive to shoot in.
Yeah Toronto is used as a double for Chicago a lot. It looks way more like Chicago than Los Angeles, that’s for sure. I...
The League is a pretty decent show, but it does the worst fake Chicago ever. They don’t even try to make it not look like L.A. most of the time.
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baconistasty replied to your post: I just heard Paul McCartney refer to marijuana as…
What’s a non-herbal jazz cigarette?
Probably a Pall Mall.
A very important detail that I left out of that post is that Paul is piloting a tugboat when he says this.
I just heard Paul McCartney refer to marijuana as an “herbal jazz cigarette” completely straight faced.
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baconistasty replied to your post: I just realized that I got my Kindle less than a…
Which books?
The three Dunk and Egg books (which are all kind of short in all fairness), Cat’s Cradle, and Breakfast of Champions.
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So is Paul Rudd going to be recurring on Parks and Recreation? Because I don’t know if I can handle yet another amazing addition to that cast.
The other day I got off my Metra train going home at midnight, and this drunk guy got off behind me. And after I got down the steps from the train platform, I looked back and saw he stopped halfway down these narrow stairs to take a piss against the wall. I guess he thought we were the only two people that got off for some reason, but there were two other people behind him. And when they got to...
I just realized that I got my Kindle less than a month ago and I’ve already read five books. For you fast-readin’ types that’s probably not a big deal, but I don’t think I’ve ever read five books in a month before.
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I have not lost any followers in the last 24 hours even though I made like ten posts last night about juking and something called “cock sludge”.
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