March 2012
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February 2012
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whiskeyrobot replied to your photo: “Art isn’t worthwhile unless it’s pretty. If you…
Because if THEY don’t get it, obviously everyone else is making the meanings up. This is why I can’t reddit.
I bet you have to deal with shitty opinions like this all the time. Poetry is the modern art of writing to these people.
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abloodymess replied to your post: Really impressed with 30 Rock right now
what was it?
A nerd who was in love with Tina Fey’s character in college founds a company that he ends up selling for billions of dollars, which he did entirely to impress her. He named the company Xaro after Xaro Xhoan Daxos, the merchant prince who uses his wealth to woo the “Mother of Dragons”, which...
Really impressed with 30 Rock right now
They made a really specific and accurate A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones reference in this most recent episode. A reference to something that hasn’t even been in the show yet!
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Elaine: Kramer!
Kramer: Wha-
Elaine: Do me a favor will ya? If you insist on making pasta in my apartment, please don't put the pasta sauce on the pasta while it's in the strainer! All the little squares have hardened red sauce in them!
Kramer: (confused): When do YOU put the sauce on?
Elaine: ANY OTHER TIME!
Kramer: (thinking for a beat) Nah, nah, I like to strain the sauce.
baconistasty asked: I figured you'd get a rise out of that. It reminds me of things I see you bitching about on Reddit pretty regularly (and basically everywhere on the internet, ugh)
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Another tagline for reddit
Reddit: where extremely lazy racial stereotypes are considered the best things humor has to offer
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himynameiscarl replied to your post: I am a white male and I can smugly prove that…
i once read a redditor claim that the concept of social privilege was “bullshit pseudo-science”
Reddit loves science and hates anti-intellectualism, unless the science in question is a social science, and especially if its a social science that makes them reflect on how unfunny they are. Then they just get...
I am a white male and I can smugly prove that privilege is bullshit because [long personal anecdote that proves absolutely nothing].
Reddit.com? More like clueless, smug, white 20 year olds who hate women.com.
New study shows 95% of general population to be...
Punk rock, cute animals, etc.: baconistasty... →
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baconistasty replied to your post: baconistasty replied to your photo: Dear tumblr,…
I mean, that’s understandable if that’s how they want to roll, but maybe then they should stop bitching about it.
That’s really the thing. Missing E makes tumblr better and doesn’t cause any…
Actually, I am pretty sure that Missing E is straining Tumblr’s servers....
baconistasty replied to your post: baconistasty replied to your photo: Dear tumblr,…
I mean, that’s understandable if that’s how they want to roll, but maybe then they should stop bitching about it.
That’s really the thing. Missing E makes tumblr better and doesn’t cause any problems to its users whatsoever despite what they claim. If they want to get butt hurt over us using...
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baconistasty replied to your photo: Dear tumblr, This isn’t funny anymore. It’s…
If it’s such a big problem for them why don’t they just implement the features people use Missing E for?
Nobody knows. David Karp has said some bullshit to the effect of “less features = better service” and everyone just kind of rolled their eyes and accepted that tumblr was probably never going to...
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baconistasty replied to your video: Godspeed You! Black Emperor - “Static” Dear…
Wait, is Godspeed playing at Pitchfork this year? Is that what this means? Because I might have to clear my schedule then.
Yes they are. I will probably go to whichever day they do.
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Listened to new Burial on the train to work.
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diffusebombs replied to your post: Weird conversation at work.
either he got a really good deal on those tickets or you bought some awesome headphones
I bought awesome headphones.
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Weird conversation at work.
Apparently my work friend and I both made impulse purchases that cost the exact same amount of money within 12 hours of each other. In my case it was headphones. In his case it was Jerry Seinfeld tickets.
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They quote Morgan Freeman’s statement about how racism will go away if we stop talking about it.
one of the ways
Didn’t he say that black history is American history? I don’t recall him saying “Stop talking about racism”.
Mike Wallace: “How are we going to get rid of racism until-“
Morgan Freeman: “Stop talking about...
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douglasmartini replied to your audio post: Sonic Youth - “Shadow of a Doubt”
Was just listening to EVOL yesterday. I forgot that I have the bubblegum pink vinyl reissue. It’s a beautiful record in more ways than one.
EVOL is “my” Sonic Youth record. It was the first one that really clicked with me and started my always-growing appreciation for the band. I will always have loads of...
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“i don’t even get what’s happening in this movie!” of course you don’t, you old bitch. you sleep through half of it and you only bother to wake up when something happens in the movie and it startles you. #personal
Fourteen of my Oscar predictions were correct this year. Pretty mediocre.
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Well at least Bret McKenzie has an Oscar now.
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kaffypants replied to your chat: Lack of understanding between strangers
This is hilarious. Also, what does CLMK mean?
Cool let me know.
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Easiest way to tell if someone on the internet is...
They quote Morgan Freeman’s statement about how racism will go away if we stop talking about it.
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