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Yes! Especially Chicago-style deep dish.
I’m sorry, Mr. President, but deep-dish pizza is some bulllllshit
how the fuck dare you with your bourgie new england trash pizza
deep dish is infinitely superior and the whole world knows it
How fucking dare YOU! Everyone knows that pizza is about the perfect balance of cheese, crisp crust and just a smidge of tomato sauce. Deep dish pizza is a fucking atrocity. This is about your fucking obsession with food piles, sir.
new york style is the best tied with chicago thin crust *drops mic* later nerds
The east coast is so self-obsessed that a bro from New Haven once told me that New Haven Style Pizza was distinct and beloved enough that it oughta be canonized next to New York, Chicago, and Neopolitan style pizzas while in the same breath telling me he had never heard of Washington Apples
People from the east coast generally don’t “get” Chicago deep-dish. It’s not the only kind of pizza available in Chicago, and most people don’t even eat it all the time. It’s a specialty for when you’re in the mood for that sort of thing. I really have no patience for people who act like there’s only one way a pizza should ever be. “The perfect balance.” Get out of my face with that pretentious bullshit. Let some variety into your life, bro,
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What annoys you more: constantly hearing people talk shit about something you like, or constantly hearing people praise something you hate?