When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach
Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”
Or the Wu Tang option: “man you’re fucking with the worst”
HAPPENING NOW (9.26.14): And in an instance, mayhem. The police attacked protesters without warning or clear provocation, mind you, WHILE the police chief was out chatting/marching with them. More to come tonight. Stay woke. #farfromover (PT I)
How is it that “How Did This Get Made?” hasn’t done an episode about “Torque”? Adam Scott is a friend of the show and he starred in the movie. HDTGM loves having guests who were actually involved in the movie they are talking about, and Adam Scott is hilarious and good at podcasting. It really seems like a no-brainer.
These are the kinds of things that are funny to me, which is probably why I haven’t become a successful comedy writer. I would be in the writers’ room at some sketch show and they’d be like “okay, who has some new ideas?” and I’d be like “how about a marketing department that has to draw trollface to extremely exact specifications” and they’d be like “fuck, not this idea again.”