Whenever I see a post on tumblr or reddit about “hipsters” or what makes or does not make a “hipster” and the fucking different varieties of “hipsters”, I feel like I’m watching college freshmen who just saw Fight Club for the first time yesterday.
I put this in my queue to post exactly two hours after you posted the “t minus two hours” thing and SAM IS A HIPSTER.
So by making a prediction I changed the future to match my prediction? Does that mean I am God?