The other day I got off my Metra train going home at midnight, and this drunk guy got off behind me. And after I got down the steps from the train platform, I looked back and saw he stopped halfway down these narrow stairs to take a piss against the wall. I guess he thought we were the only two people that got off for some reason, but there were two other people behind him. And when they got to the stairs, they saw that there was a guy ahead of them just straight up pissing on the ground, and the stairs were way too narrow to go around him. If I wasn’t so hungry I would have stayed to watch what happened, but it looked like these dudes were inclined to just wait at the top of the steps and not make a thing out of it. But the drunk guy definitely saw them there, and he looked scared and embarrassed about it. I’m sure it was extremely awkward for all three of them.
