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My toaster oven sucks

It looks real nice with its shiny chrome plating, but don’t be fooled.

  • The thing is like the Corn Baller from Arrested Development. I am always getting first-and-a-half degree burns from grazing my hand against the outside of it.
  • The door doesn’t close all the way. If you can’t even design a toaster oven door that is able to close all the way, you should probably stop.
  • It always sounds like it’s about to collapse into a singularity. Noisiest toaster oven ever.
  • It has a “feature” where if you don’t set a timer, it will eventually just turn off on its own. By “eventually”, I mean “10 minutes before you’re actually done with it, always”. 

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