The first 10 or 15 seconds of “Janie’s Got a Gun” sounds like the beginning of a really dark Seinfeld episode.
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Hey! Stay away from the chicken! Bad! Bad chicken! Mess you up!
this is the most important thing i’ve ever posted. especially that last picture.
Maybe the Seinfeld line I quote the most.
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Fun fact: after I finished performing in my last piano concert, I looked out into the audience and both my teacher and her husband were doing this.
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Once, twice, three times a-
I feel like I could actually write these episodes. Especially the Netflix one.
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