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A fine Christmas tradition.
I was appeased by this Charlie-Dennis scene.
(Source: buriedmyselfalive)
Smoky smell
- Charlie: Let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash? How do I dispose of the trash?
- Dennis: I don't know. We disposed of the trash on the dumpster last night? What are you doing with it?
- Charlie: I am taking it to the furnace.
- Mac: We have a furnace?
- Charlie: Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from?
- Dennis: You burn the trash in the furnace?
- Charlie: This bar runs on trash, dude. This bar is totally green that way.
- Dennis: How is burning trash green?
- Charlie: Ah, because I'm recycling the trash and the heat for the bar and lot's of smoke for the bar, giving the bar the smoky smell that we all like.
- Mac: The bar smells like trash.
- Dennis: That's exactly the opposite of green, Charlie.
- Charlie: (getting agitated) Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I can put the trash into a landfill where's gonna stay for millions of years, or I can burn it up and get a nice smoky smell in here and let that smoke goes to the sky where it turns into stars.
- Mac: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.
“Bingo.”
Dennis reading Charlie’s speech in The Gang Runs for Office
I heard this was improvised. I think.
So do.
Charlie’s illiteracy is maybe my favorite running joke. Also my favorite characters by far are Dennis and Charlie, so this scene always kills me.
