He climbs up on the mantle and knocks the stocking down, then he has the nerve to stand on top of it and stare at me.
I'm Sam, I live in Chicago with my girlfriend and cat. I went to film school and work as a freelance editor and occasional camera guy. I like writing but don't do it professionally (yet).
I also run a (lazily updated) blog dedicated to cataloguing humorous observations from survival-horror games called Looks Like A Lever.
Here's my Last.fm
Also check out:
My top 30 albums of 2011
My top 50 albums of 2012
He climbs up on the mantle and knocks the stocking down, then he has the nerve to stand on top of it and stare at me.
