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Two and a half minutes of (mostly) never before seen Star Wars bloopers. See Peter Kushing and Alec Guiness flubbing lines and laughing about it, see Harrison Ford fellate a headset, see Storm Troopers looking like fucking idiots.

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"Hey, George, what purpose does this scene serve? Do you remember why you cut it to begin with? Is there a reason Jabba the Hutt is three times smaller than he is in Return of the Jedi?"
"Stop asking me these stupid questions! I need to figure out how to make it look like Han steps on his tail when he walks behind him!"

"Hey, George, what purpose does this scene serve? Do you remember why you cut it to begin with? Is there a reason Jabba the Hutt is three times smaller than he is in Return of the Jedi?"

"Stop asking me these stupid questions! I need to figure out how to make it look like Han steps on his tail when he walks behind him!"

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Can you imagine if someone put George Lucas in charge of like an art museum?

"Van Gogh was a poor man living in the 19th century and only had access to low quality paint. So what I’ve done is taken Starry Night and an expensive set of very advanced paint that was made by computers and I’ve painted over the original, while straightening and smoothing out some of the line work. Also to add some character, I added a little sand person riding an alien brontosaurus in front of the church, and if you look closely at the sky, you can see Saak’ak, the flagship of the Trade Federation blockade fleet. [self-assured chuckles] The original painting is gone now. It’s gonna be great.”

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