Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger: Does anyone wanna switch seats?
- Marge: (reading resumé Lisa wrote for her) "Worked for the Carter administration"?
- Lisa: Well, you voted for him. Twice.
- Marge: Lisa, shhh. Someone might be listening...
(Source: manuscript--replica)
(Source: gosimpsonic)
All of the gags about the Wright Brothers plane crack me up.
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(Source: moviesimpsons)
- Marge: Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a sleazy male stripper?
- Homer: Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren?
- Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
- Homer: Now who's being naïve?
